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Let's start with the good. The photos are accurate. He is gorgeous and in shape. The ambiance was nice in the AirBnB.

Okay that's over, onto the bad.

1. Unclear rates. Via text I was told that the "Deep tissue massage donation" was $200, and that an "Erotic Session" was $50 extra. After spending 20 awkward minutes trying to get payment sorted out because neither paypal nor zelle would process a transaction to him, I caved and used Venmo which I hated and we jumped into playtime right away at my request. Things were going along swimmingly aside from his forced, mechanical moaning and so-so kissing until I brought up the issue of doing any kind of anal, at which point he said "fucking" had it's own rate, different from "erotic session" which i guess is just a rub and tug. This is fine, in and of itself, but um...IT BELONGS IN THE FRONT PAGE OF THE PROFILE RIGHT BELOW THE PICTURES LIKE EVERYONE ELSE DOES IF THEY HAVE TIERED RATES FOR ANY REASON.

2. Time. Presumably, this erotic massage session would be a $250 hour session primarily of massage, right? Well, the Venmo verification email hit my account at 11:25. I called my uber to get back to my place between 12 midnight and 12:05 (I was marked picked up at 12:06). Oops.

3. The Massage. It was mediocre. He didn't stimulate the different muscle groups or release any tension in my neck or back. He barely dug into the muscle to even find the tension. The "erotic" portion of the massage was him jerking me, but if you're a massage based service charging by the hour who doesn't fuck at your base rate, when I pay for an hour of "erotic massage" I better be massaged for an hour, not 25 minutes. Especially at $250. He lured me in with a $250 "erotic session," added on a "fuck tier" 1 minute before anal intercourse would have begun, and then gave a middling massage that ended with an orgasm that lasted less than 20 minutes, since we kissed and made out for 10 to 15 minutes. probably blackballed on paypal and zelle by clients.