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Well, that was a very unexpected surprise, clicked his profile a few times by accident and after getting a message I decided to meet up just out of curiousity. His dick looks huge in the pic and he does have a dirty look about him.

So with no expectations he arrives. He don't shut up, but every line he delivers was pure comedy gold, such a funny guy. Has you tugging at the heartstrings too at times, genuinely a nice guy.

The Dick. No way is only 9inches, at least 10.5. It opened up holes I never even knew I had. I must say this guy should win a prize for the greatest use of cock. Never has anybody reached that second hole and gone beyond, I was yapping like a puppy, the poor neighbours!
The cheeky git knows exactly what he is doing and he had this filthy smirk on his face the whole time.

Still, never In a million years, with a site of models and escorts looking like Greek Gods would I have chose this guy, it was curiosity and his dick and face that made me take a risk. Well worth it. I actually think he don't charge anywhere near enough. All the other escorts I have met have never left me feeling the urge to write a review but he has.

Best fuck I've had in my life. A cock born for porn.
A face born for stardom. A cock born to service my hole. The personality and charm of nobody you've ever known. You can't help but want to cuddle the skinny bastard. Amazing in every way.